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A True Red Wings Hockey Fan

It’s Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there..

“No,” says the neighbor. “The seat is empty.”

“This is incredible,” said the man. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the final game of the Stanley Cup playoffs and not use it?”

The neighbor says, “Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.”

“Oh… I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, a relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?”

The man shakes his head. “No. They’re all at the funeral.”



4 Responses to “Priorities”

  1. zachary Says:

    haha thats a good one.

  2. indeedindeed Says:

    this from simmons is hilarious:

    “11:41: Nelson bricks both freebies, followed by a great “What the eff was that?” face from Hedo Turkoglu. Hedo might have the best “What the eff was that?” face in sports right now. And really, that’s the only time you will ever see the words “best” and “face” in the same sentence as “Hedo.””

  3. matt Says:

    i saw a magic fan that looked just like hedo, it was awful, i felt bad for him since he probably wasn’t 6-10.

    anyway, are we keeping hossa next year? how many goals must he score to do so?

  4. zachary Says:

    if we win the cup hossa for sure signs for like 5 mill and 6 years or something.. 5 per that is.

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