Make mine decaf Breastica, I mean Jessica

Grand View Topless Coffee Shop (featuring deshirted waitresses and waiters) is thriving so far in tiny Vassalboro, Maine. I’ve heard that in Quebec these kinds of arrangements are all over the place for diners who want nudity in their morning routine.


6 Responses to “Make mine decaf Breastica, I mean Jessica”

  1. broseph Says:

    man didn’t we have a conversation with charlie and tiffany about this? aren’t they gonna have one in your vicinity sometime…better talk to cousin james about getting in on that action.

  2. zachary Says:

    the link would feature a dude with no shirt. just ruined my day. screw coffee.

  3. zachary Says:

    i just read the titile. made me giggle and un-ruined my day.

  4. indeedindeed Says:

    you thought is going to show a topless woman? the female nipple must be hidden from mortal eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. indeedindeed Says:

    two more notable things:

    1. the name Grand View. he should have left “topless out of the name” and just seen what happened.

    2. he talks about how he didn’t hire “10s” to work the place. how’d you like to read that if you worked there? i’m the funkatron who serves coffee topless and now my boss is telling the world i’m a six? i’m happy i don’t work there.

  6. broseph Says:

    he shouldn’t say that man. but if you think about it, i doubt the dude at hooters would say “i’ve never seen real breasts.” it would just set a bad precedent. breast-cedent? ah man jer, see what you started?

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