Dating is dead! Long live dating!

These crazy kids, they want to have sex! Hook up! They call it hooking up! They really really like it!

Seriously, another column about how no one dates anymore? In the New York Times? How often can this column be written over and over and over? If I had a dollar for every time this has been written, I could buy the New York Times. Or at least I could afford to take my girlfriend on a date.

Right, my girlfriend. WE DATED. WE ARE DATING.


3 Responses to “Dating is dead! Long live dating!”

  1. zachary Says:

    ..or maybe they should just eat caramels.

  2. York Roberts Says:

    …you could AT LEAST afford the Chicago Tribune…

  3. York Roberts Says:

    Speaking of which…I never thought History major Records would be more profitable than the Chicago Tribune…

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