Treat me like your mother

Jack White’s newest project The Dead Weather has a new album coming out tomorrow. And this new video for it is awesome.

No rain please

Realization: the biggest loser in the decision to move Conan to 11:30 is the television viewer in the post-Kimmel 1:00 to 1:35 range. All the funny people in the world and we have to watch Fallon v. Ferguson?

I’m going to the midwest this afternoon, posting will be exceedingly light for the next week.

Speaking of Detroit, Finale’s Heat:

(”Underground like I’m speaking through a manhole/with muscle big enough to start a Barry Bonds scandal.”)

HIStory

I’m contractually obligated to post about Michael Jackson:

Rest in peace sir—sixth grade religion class would have been a lot different without your songs.

The taste of her napalm chapstick

Via my brother via Metal Sucks, a cool version of “I Kissed a Girl” with metal instrumentation laid over the vocals:

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

Via Facebook, the choir you wish your school had had:

Also, via my brother, some wonderful new Weird Al.

“obama’s stimulus plan for michigan”

Via Matt:

The hunt is on for about $125,000 that disappeared after a bag of cash fell from an armored truck onto I-75 this morning, officials with the truck company said this afternoon.
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Loomis, a Houston-based company, is offering a 10%, no-questions-asked reward for money recovered before noon Friday, said spokesman Pat Flaherty.

“On the other hand, if that deadline passes, we will fully prosecute anyone associated with its theft from the highway,” he said.

It’s theft if you take something you find on the side of the highway?

I left my hat outside for a few hours and someone took it… can I track them down and prosecute? At what point is it no longer considered private property?

Wednesday morning live

Detroit’s i, crime playing in Virginia:

Funny enough to not be cruel?

Don’t want nothing, but a new head!

Of course this is via my brother.

Rainy day jam

Shuggie Otis cover by Sharon Jones, via Eli Lake’s twitter:

There’s a movement but I got nobody to move with