I’m so sick of rain:
NEW TORNADO POLICY for Detroit and nearby areas:
In case of possible tornadoes sweeping through the Detroit and nearby areas, we ask that all residents take shelter at the Ford Field. We are certain that a touchdown will not occur there.
Thank you for your cooperation,
National Weather Bureau
That was from Dano, who titled the e-mail, “DETROIT’S NEW TORDANO POLICY.” Not sure if he meant to include his own name in the subject line.
0-16!
